This needs to be addressed

I had a mini rant on Facebook this morning after reading this statement from Chick-fil-a.

Hey Fans. Another rumor related to Chick-fil-A that is currently in the media is related to the Jim Henson Kid's Meal prizes. We want to set the facts straight. Chick-fil-A made the choice to voluntarily withdraw the Jim Henson Kid's Meal puppets for potential safety concerns for our customers on Thursday, July 19. On July 20, Chick-fil-A was notified of the Jim Henson Company's decision to no longer partner with us on future endeavors.

This doesn't sound Kosher to me.

There was close to 4,000 comments of people saying how they support Mr. Cathy and how "brave" he is standing up for his beliefs. Here is my response that:

"I am super grossed out by the lame comments left on the Chick-fil-A fb page. "Thanks for standing up for traditional beliefs" Umm, wasn't it not long ago traditional beliefs were Black people had to use separate bathrooms and ride in the back of the bus? Closed minded people really piss me off. Don't preach hate in the name of religion, that's a major contradiction. The CEO has every right to feel how he feels. I totally hate douchebags, but I'm not out on the street handing out "I hate douchebags" flyers or donating to the Douchebags Suck Foundation. Keep your hate to yourself and stop taking the bible so literally, those dudes used to have like a hundred wives."

Am I crazy but doesn't it seem like an awful lot of Christians and Republicans *same thing, right?* really enjoy standing up for discrimination and bigotry in the name of the bible? How does gay people effect them?  If I choose not to live my life according to the bible, I'm somehow morally reprehensible? I made the choice to baptize our daughter in the Catholic faith but I don't judge you heathens that aren't Catholic *I kid!* Belief schmalief, some people believe beating the shit out of a child is good for them. Other folks believe that eating delicious bacon is the equivalent of tweezing their pubes. Really, who gives a shit what other people do? I am super bummed that Chick-fil-a has to be a major dickhead cause their chicken is crazy yummy and they just opened one close to my house in Hollywood! In & Out is a religious company but they don't have to openly Gay bash in the mosh pit for Jesus. Here's four simple words to fix all the world's problems....

My lovely Louie said it best...

 

My last thought on the subject...

What do you lovelies think of this issue? Are you boycotting?

Tossing my Cookies

This term was introduced to me as a cutesy way to describe barfing up my organs. I am beyond miserably sick. Last night I was tossing and turning all night, too hot then too cold. Going to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I feel physically sore and achy. No BBQ and firework shows for me.

Please allow me to be unpatriotic for a moment, I  think it was a big mistake on America's part breaking up from England. We would have awesome healthcare, drive on the left side of the road and I would have a bad ass British accent. The 4th of July is my least favorite holiday. It sucks that it falls on a lame Wednesday which also happens to be the dreariest, coldest day of the summer. In Highland Park these fools have been setting off fireworks for the past 4 weeks. Not the awesome pretty sparkly kind but the loud obnoxious enormous dynamite explosion that scare the bejesus out of me and makes every car alarm  on our block go off. Boo!



So I'll be celebrating our stupid independence in bed, simaltaneously shivering and sweating. This is what I look like at the moment. Sexy, I know!!

Tot Mom

Michael K and I are pretend soulmates. He fucking gets it like nobody's business. I really hope we have a chance to meet in person one day *yep, a new stalker*
I came across this post today about the TLC show Toddlers & Tiaras and I got to thinking, when will someone step in and say enough is enough.



It used to be the babies were forced into formal gowns, *that cost as much as a foreign car* painted full of makeup that even Tammy Faye herself would say "too much" and browbeaten to parade across a stage while 4 of the creepiest pedofolks judging them on their 2 year old physique and personality.

Mah babee is tha purdiest of dem all!!

It's supposed to be a cautionary tale but like Teen Mom, it's given just enough attention to allow it to thrive. Look at the Teen Moms, making $100k per season for simply being dumb bitches!! I would shit my pants if I ever heard them actually give a shit about their kids like they care about getting their nails done, whining to their loser boyfriends and spending every penny to get their boobs fixed. Maybe it's me becoming older and more bitter but this further supports my theory that every American should be mandated to have a license and pass a series of qualifying tests to make children. You have to learn how to drive a car, then pass a series of exams and be financially responsible for it every year, why not go through the same to raise a kid? Childcare classes aren't mandatory?? WTF? I know from experience, this shit is HARD and I have full support. Maybe there would be less child abuse, crazy pageant Moms and poor people having too many kids *OCTOMOM I'm side-eyeing you, bitch* I get that in Ah-mur-ree-kuh we have the freedom to be complete assholes *Hi crazy eyes Michelle Bachman* but do we also have the luxury to throw common sense and the well-being of our children out the window? I'm all for Miss Teen Whore USA pageants. Let 'em slut it up on stage when they are old enough to have real tits not fake ones like these!!!

Kate + 8 *sad, dysfunctional kids*, 19 and Counting *on this woman's uterus falling out*. TLC is one fucked up channel. The only thing I actually LEARN from this network is how stupid people really are *I REALLY didn't know I was pregnant*. Seriously, The Little Children Exploiter Network is destroying our already endangered society. We used to have Punky Brewster and The Facts of Life as our source of entertainment. Nobody ever caught an STD on those shows. *just don't think of hiding in an abandoned refrigerator!* Now we watch Jersey Shore, Real *Bitchy* Housewives and Hoarders, what's next? The I'm seriously taking a shit channel? There is a thin line that parents are crossing and our children are suffering for it. I crave for the day that the Scripps National Spelling Bee gets as many viewers as Keeping up with the who gives a shit? Kardashians! I won't hold my breath, that's as likely as Mtv actually showing MUSIC VIDEOS videos again.
 
Sorry for the rant, the insanity has just got to stop.

I hear ya Susan, not sure if anyone else does.